TEXAS HAS A WHOREHOUSE IN IT
back in the days of the slide projector movie flat disk-thing, The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas was my most favorite flick as a wee lil' in ga. me & my sister & all my girl cousins would pile on granny's orange mess of a carpet & sing our most favorite chicken ranch songs. mine was always "hard candy christmas" sung by miss mona, sister dolly parton & all the girls in her lanvillle county brothel, right after sheriff dodd (burt reynolds) gives her the news she has to shut the ranch down:
Hey, maybe I'll dye my hairMaybe I'll move somewhere
Maybe I'll get a car
Maybe I'll drive so far
They'll all lose track
Me, I'll bounce right back
Maybe I'll sleep real late
Maybe I'll sleep real late
Maybe I'll lose some weight
Maybe I'll clear my junk
Maybe I'll just get drunk on apple wine
Me, I'll be just
Fine and Dandy
Lord it's like a hard candy christmas
I'm barely getting through tomorrow
But still I won't let
Sorrow bring me way down
I'll be fine and dandy
Lord it's like a hard candy christmas
I'm barely getting through tomorrow
But still I won't let
Sorrow get me way down
Hey, maybe I'll learn to sew
Maybe I'll just lie low
Maybe I'll hit the bars
Maybe I'll count the stars until dawn
Me, I will go on
Maybe I'll settle down
Maybe I'll just leave town
Maybe I'll have some fun
Maybe I'll meet someone
And make him mine
Me, I'll be just
Fine and dandy
Lord it's like a hard candy christmas
I'm barely getting through tomorrow
But still I won't let
Sorrow bring me way down
I'll be fine and dandy
Lord it's like a hard candy christmas
I'm barely getting through tomorrow
But still I won't let
Sorrow bring me way down
